analogue wank
Having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using "old skool" materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings.
My fucking internet isn't getting connected for another fortnight! I'm gonna have to settle for an analogue wank tonight instead of YouJizz!
analogue poo
When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.
I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.
analogue cigarette
–noun
A traditional roll of finely cut tobacco cured for smoking with real fire, and is usually wrapped in a thin white paper.
The opposite of a digital cigarette, or more commonly known as an Electronic Cigarette, or E-Cigarette.
A traditional roll of finely cut tobacco cured for smoking with real fire, and is usually wrapped in a thin white paper.
The opposite of a digital cigarette, or more commonly known as an Electronic Cigarette, or E-Cigarette.
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in the year 2024 A.D.
Friend: "Gary ... whats that in your mouth?"
Gary: "Its an analogue cigarette. I found a carton of them stored in my dad's old boxes up in the attic."
Friend: "Thats so retro. We should bring these back in style! Lets take them to school. Pretty soon everyone will be smoking analogue cigarettes."
in the year 2024 A.D.
Friend: "Gary ... whats that in your mouth?"
Gary: "Its an analogue cigarette. I found a carton of them stored in my dad's old boxes up in the attic."
Friend: "Thats so retro. We should bring these back in style! Lets take them to school. Pretty soon everyone will be smoking analogue cigarettes."
Analogue Seller
A person who does not use the internet auction sites or selling sites to sell their second hand goods. They prefer to be ripped off by getting bottom dollar for their goods at car boot sales, trunk sales etc.
Hey, those analogue sellers are never gonna get rich by standing in that field selling to the immigrants at bottom dollar
"An analogue seller in a digital selling world"
"An analogue seller in a digital selling world"
Analogue rectal exam
While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.
Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
analogue g-chat
passing notes the old fashioned way, i.e. by actually passing notes on a piece of paper. Has mostly been replaced by g-chat now.
Did you see those girls had their analogue g-chat going in class?" "Yeah, the professor totally saw and ripped them a new one...
analogue
Analogue television is the original television technology that uses analog signals to transmit video and audio. In an analog television broadcast, the brightness, colors and sound are represented by amplitude, phase and frequency of an analog signal.
next on BBC 1, a true story of a man who built an record-breaking bike out of washing machine bits, no really. But that is for digital viewers only because we have came to the end of the line of analogue TV in wales *insert diget ai here*