Gabed

When one makes a statement as if it were fact. The fact however has no basis in reality. It is a complete fabrication made up on the spot.

To get screwed by a coworker.

Unceremoniously ousted from a group, based purely and bluntly on ability rather than personality, after having been made to feel welcome over a protracted period of time.

Having an acquaintance that likes to bore you with the same stories day after day, but walks away when you start speaking.

When the dealer in poker adds to the community cards (flop, turn, or river) BEFORE all active players have played their hand for the current round of betting.

The term is a verb and is generally used when the above mistake causes a player who would have most likely won the hand, to lose.

Gabe is a gabe. The true definition of a Gabe is that they are gabe, and nothing else. Other forms of Gabe are unreal as it is just gabe.

Gabe is Gabe. He merely exists. Passively traveling wherever the universe takes him. Nothing but a hunk of molecules and proteins basking in the truths of life. Gabe knows why we're here, what life means, but he will not tell an unworthy rat such as you or I. He is Gabe.