Gadget Whore
A person who has an abundance of gadgets many of which create more of an inconvenience than convenience. This person will usually pay an exorbitant amount for a gadget/service to replace the burden of thinking about simple chores or using common sense.
1. "Sorry we missed your wedding, my gadget whore of a father followed his new GPS and drove us into a lake"
3. I cant believe that gadget whore Kaho Yelp'd my Church to see if it was any good.
4. a. "Did you see my new iWhatever!?! it has a built in navi, I can type my notes, and it even sync's my with my microwave!"
b."No wonder you're a virgin you gadget whore"
5. *roomates talking after a date*
a. "Yeah I know shes fat and ugly and smells like wet socks but she drives an LS430 with the new automatic parallel parking feature"
b. "You totally got gadget whored"
3. I cant believe that gadget whore Kaho Yelp'd my Church to see if it was any good.
4. a. "Did you see my new iWhatever!?! it has a built in navi, I can type my notes, and it even sync's my with my microwave!"
b."No wonder you're a virgin you gadget whore"
5. *roomates talking after a date*
a. "Yeah I know shes fat and ugly and smells like wet socks but she drives an LS430 with the new automatic parallel parking feature"
b. "You totally got gadget whored"