gag me

short for gag me with a spoon, this is a phrase usually uttered when one is annoyed, pissed, etc. has very similar usage to the phrases "please kill me" or "oh just shoot me."
like those phrases this is NOT to be taken literally.

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. Used commonly among teenage girls, and is the true option when one chooses what to be gagged with. None of the spoon nonsense. The original saying is "gag me with a fork".

Gag me with a toothbrush is what my roomie, Matt, sometimes does to me before he forces his dick down my throat and squirts his load!

something you would like to do if something is grossing you out severly

See gag me with a spoon, except a shovel is bigger than a spoon, so this phrase is used to express even more displeasure than gagging on a spoon would achieve.