Galien Girls
Galien Girls are natives of Galien, MI. No other place on Earth do blonde girls seem to be very intelligent in comparison. Farm girls who have no idea how to use any kind of electronic equipment. They are fun loving naive girls. Everyone loves a Galien Girl, even if only for comic relief.
"I'm not sure how those Galien Girls have enough brain cells to keep themselves alive. Anything over breathe in, breathe out and they get confused!"