Gallontines Day
The day you successfully fill your girlfriend with a total of one gallon of cum (1,000 deposits) during your relationship
“Hey man have you done the homework?”
“Nah. I’ve been trying really hard to reach gallontines day”
“Nah. I’ve been trying really hard to reach gallontines day”
Gallontine's Day
A holiday celebrated on February 14th by eating an entire gallon of ice cream.
Allison: "Happy Gallontine's Day Nicole! Would you like to come over and celebrate by eating an entire gallon of ice cream?"
Nicole: "Do we have to share a gallon of ice cream between us?"
Allison: "Don't be silly! We EACH get to eat a gallon of ice cream, as the tradition goes of course."
Nicole: "Sounds great! I'll be sure to wear sweat pants!"
Nicole: "Do we have to share a gallon of ice cream between us?"
Allison: "Don't be silly! We EACH get to eat a gallon of ice cream, as the tradition goes of course."
Nicole: "Sounds great! I'll be sure to wear sweat pants!"
Gallontine's Day
A holiday celebrated on February 13th by drinking a gallon of beer.
Chad: Bro, are you celebrating Gallontine's Day this year?
Jason: Yeah brah, got my PBR.
Jason: Yeah brah, got my PBR.