Galloping Gasmalacker
An urban medical term used to describe ones condition after consuming a very hot curry..Common symptoms may start the morning after with a hot flush, intermittant agonising stomach pains, complaints and abuse from loved ones about the smell in the bedroom, inability to wipe ones arse after the 4th visit to the bathroom.
I'm running an hour late. I was out for a curry last night with the lads and i'm sat on the bog with the "Galloping Gasmalacker". would you beleive .... It looks like rusty water!