Galvestank
Loving Diminutive for the coastal city south of Houston, known as Galveston TX. About 50 miles southeast of Pasadena (Stink-a-dena) TX, Galvestank can be spotted for its murky beaches, trashy seasides and overall stanky vibe.
We'd love to go to long beach, CA or cocoa beach, FL, since we're stuck in Houston and low on dough we're headed to Galvestank.