Anal thermite
A medicinal practice used by the native people of scunthorpe ,it involves clearing ones anal cavity with the use of a bunsen burner that is inserted up ones rectum
Man1 : I've been suffering from horrid constipation
Man2 : have you tried anal thermite ? It worked a treat for my wife
Man1 : no I haven't ,but now you mentioned it I might give it a go
Man2 : have you tried anal thermite ? It worked a treat for my wife
Man1 : no I haven't ,but now you mentioned it I might give it a go