Gamestapo
The gaming secret police under capitalist rule. Sympathizes with Third Reich methodology. Occupies many countries worldwide. Started in 1984 in Grapevine, Texas.
Heil Gamestapo!
Heil Gamestapo!
"How much did you get for the trade in, man?"
"Eh, Gamestapo said they could give me $2 cash or $3.25 credit... so I said credit because I wanted to preorder the new **** ** ****."
"You know Gamestapo's preorder games sometimes don't come with any bonuses at all, right?"
"...Shit"
"Eh, Gamestapo said they could give me $2 cash or $3.25 credit... so I said credit because I wanted to preorder the new **** ** ****."
"You know Gamestapo's preorder games sometimes don't come with any bonuses at all, right?"
"...Shit"