Gaming disorder
A made up "disorder" by a previously reputable organization called WHO. If you play video games when you are alone, you now have a "mental disorder", Although other addictions to activities such as watching movies or watching too many sports are completely normal.
Person 1: Do you play video games instead of doing Math homework?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: OMG!!, I didn't know you had mental issues. Here take this pill, we need to get rid of your "Gaming disorder".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: OMG!!, I didn't know you had mental issues. Here take this pill, we need to get rid of your "Gaming disorder".
gaming disorder
An addiction to video games. A new mental health condition which is now in the International Classification of Diseases. Basically if you have an addiction to something than it's a disorder. Weeb? JAPANESE WEEB DISORDER. Like porn? PORN DISORDER. And it goes on.
"Oh my god, Dylan. Get off the Xbox! You've been on for 6 hours and I think you have the new gaming disorder!" exclaimed Mom.
"Gosh, have you heard of that new gaming disorder thing?" one mom said. "Yeah, it's pretty strange. We should probably limit our child's playtime even more." replied the vice-president of The Mom's Club.
"Gosh, have you heard of that new gaming disorder thing?" one mom said. "Yeah, it's pretty strange. We should probably limit our child's playtime even more." replied the vice-president of The Mom's Club.
Video Game Disorder
A stupid disordrer that popular news channels made up because kids are playing too much fortnite.
Felisha has Video Game Disorder because she played too much Roblox.
Chronic End-Gaming Disorder
When you are playing the game and you die miserably or you just finish the ending, you just don't want to play it the next day. This disorder can last to about a day or even a month.
-The best way to cure the "die miserably" part (assuming it is a boss that gives you trouble) is to say, screw this and don't give a shit. (I won that way.)
-It is normally chronic because you stay that way, unless your preference is Shooter games or World games (such as Grand Theft Auto).
-It affects RPG and Adventure players the most.
-The best way to cure the "die miserably" part (assuming it is a boss that gives you trouble) is to say, screw this and don't give a shit. (I won that way.)
-It is normally chronic because you stay that way, unless your preference is Shooter games or World games (such as Grand Theft Auto).
-It affects RPG and Adventure players the most.
Final Fantasies. You play it, you finish it, you move on with your life. Or, you die without saving, and you are so pissed off that you say, "screw this" and you don't touch it for a while.
Racing games where that DAMN computer player beats you just by a second and you come in second when you wanted first.
Warning: Chronic End-Gaming Disorder is problematic! It makes you spend your money constantly in search of new games after you finish them.
Racing games where that DAMN computer player beats you just by a second and you come in second when you wanted first.
Warning: Chronic End-Gaming Disorder is problematic! It makes you spend your money constantly in search of new games after you finish them.
Post-Dramatic Gaming Disorder
a.k.a. P.D.G.D.
a medical condition were all someone thinks and talks about is an individual game after they have beaten said game. Said victim also begins to experience analogies between real-life and said game resulting in "playing" out loud, in front of everybody. This disease casues the player to want to get back to playing the game, and temporarily makes him/her feel like they are still playing. This can also spread to the subject's dreams. Similiar to Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder.
a medical condition were all someone thinks and talks about is an individual game after they have beaten said game. Said victim also begins to experience analogies between real-life and said game resulting in "playing" out loud, in front of everybody. This disease casues the player to want to get back to playing the game, and temporarily makes him/her feel like they are still playing. This can also spread to the subject's dreams. Similiar to Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder.
Guy #1: Man I'm such a Giovanni!
Guy #2: A what?
Guy #1: A boss, man you know Giovanni? From Pokemon?
Guy #2: suree I guess, I just don't talk about it that much.
Guy #2: What are you doing now? Why are you punching those puppies in the face!?
Guy #1: I'm EV training duhhh.
Doctor: I'm sorry but you have an extreme case of Pokemon-related, Post-Dramatic Gaming Disorder.
Guy #2: A what?
Guy #1: A boss, man you know Giovanni? From Pokemon?
Guy #2: suree I guess, I just don't talk about it that much.
Guy #2: What are you doing now? Why are you punching those puppies in the face!?
Guy #1: I'm EV training duhhh.
Doctor: I'm sorry but you have an extreme case of Pokemon-related, Post-Dramatic Gaming Disorder.