Gaming Speech

You see..I love gaming. I love walk-off homers & head shots, drifting the turn at 100 mph, & boss battles with a 600 ft greek god who may or may not be your father.

Gaming is having a Ridiculously Huge TV while living in a tiny one-room apartment!

Gaming is staying up until 3 AM to earn a trophy/achievement that isn't real...but is!

Gaming is Girls who know that the way to a mans heart is through a Melee attack!

Every gamer is a true gamer. Motion gamers, siting gamers, and even though we may pledge fanboy allegiance under separate flags deep down inside we all serve one master, one king! And his name is, Gaming! FOREVER MAY HE REIGN!

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.

This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.