Gandering
Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.
I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.
ganderize
to look at, to examine, to take a gander
OK class, ganderize your homework.
gander
look
Take a gander at this! (take a look at this). Also 'have a gander'. Usu. used as a noun but I have heard it used as a verb.
gander
a look, a glance (from the stretched, gooselike neck of someone gazing intently)
Take a gander at this wierd machine over here.
Gander
Person of Indian descent. Usually spotted with bushy mustache, and sandals. Very frugal. Never buys anything, but never afraid to ask for a price.
Look at that Gander, look, look, look and never buy!
Gander
take a look
Adam West "Hey baby you wanna take a gander at some Adam West penis"
ganders
to look at something
let us av a ganders