The Gandolf

When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.

1. The act of getting hammered on a fun night out with the ladies, when everyone else is only having a few sociable drinks.

(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)

2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.

Shoving a wizards staff up a mans asshole.

to take a guess, or to say i think.

a player in the kingdom of drakkar that is really cool!!!!!

A very very very gay old man who has fantasy's about frodo and other hobbits.

With a last ditch effort to avoid a shot in the mouth, the lips are tightly closed and are then covered with semen, resembling the white beard of Gandolf.