The Gandolf
When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.
I want to give you the gandolf tonight.
Gandolf
1. The act of getting hammered on a fun night out with the ladies, when everyone else is only having a few sociable drinks.
(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)
2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)
2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
1. "ooohh looks like crystal is pulling a huge gandolf tonight, ughhhh"
2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
The Gandolf
Shoving a wizards staff up a mans asshole.
The Gandolf the Great shoved his bitchin staff up Jake L's asshole so hard that his asshole started to bleed and it got loose.
gandolf
to take a guess, or to say i think.
im going to take a gandolf on this one and say yes your dad is gay.
gandolf
a player in the kingdom of drakkar that is really cool!!!!!
He really is called Mr.Gandolf.
gandolf
A very very very gay old man who has fantasy's about frodo and other hobbits.
"I am Gandolf... come here frodo (becky) i want to touch you ;)"
A Gandolf
With a last ditch effort to avoid a shot in the mouth, the lips are tightly closed and are then covered with semen, resembling the white beard of Gandolf.
That trick was such a prude last night I ended up giving her a Gandolf all over her face.