Gannon

he is the most amazing guy. he is loving and caring. everyone wants to be his friend or more ;) because he’s amazing. he’s so modest and hot as hell. he could get any girl he wants, but doesn’t because he isn’t a fuck boy and waits for the right person. he is so full of love and conpassion. and is amazing. everyone deserves a gannon, but sadly there isn’t enough of them for everyone.

Displaying the face of your hand in front of you in a wide-set confident manner, alluding to the five-finger-blessing of THE Rich Gannon.

Usually a eGirl Slayer.

pirate ninjas that enjoy the following:

-speaking spanglish (the word 'tortuga' may be thrown around often)
-sarcasm
-being completely BA
-dominating
-being witty and hilarious

A Gannon is also:
incredibly attractive
extremely intelligent
witty
studly
Irish
legendary
the envy of all others

Verb- To lay claim upon an otherwise open and available campsite or recreation area by setting up and leaving gear (e.g. tent, table, chairs) then departing, with the intention to keep others from using said location until the offender returns.

Conjugations include verbs Gannoned, Gannoning

1) The final boss in Legend of Zelda for the Nintendo, 3DS, and Japanese platforms.

- See also: Ganon (Collector's Edition, Game Boy Advance, and Wii consoles)

2) A person using the "try force" method to achieve their (often unsavory) goals.

3) A private Catholic university in Erie, Pennsylvania. Home to the Golden Knights.

Not to be confused with Gandalf, the geriatric pedophile in a tale about homosexual elves and dwarves with learning disabilities.

A subgenus of douchebag prone to creating 'wacky' urbandictionary.com entries defining their own surname with unimaginative adjectives such as 'studly' and 'witty'.

Distinguishing marks include:

-"Wacky" ties
- Tendency towards jokes based on advertising slogans
- Thinks others believe they "should definitely do stand-up"