Gannonize

DEFINITION: To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting Internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.

BACKGROUND: 2005 Blog investigation of phony White House reporter "Jeff Gannon" led to his resignation

he is the most amazing guy. he is loving and caring. everyone wants to be his friend or more ;) because he’s amazing. he’s so modest and hot as hell. he could get any girl he wants, but doesn’t because he isn’t a fuck boy and waits for the right person. he is so full of love and conpassion. and is amazing. everyone deserves a gannon, but sadly there isn’t enough of them for everyone.

Displaying the face of your hand in front of you in a wide-set confident manner, alluding to the five-finger-blessing of THE Rich Gannon.

Usually a eGirl Slayer.

Unusually amazing individual who could be a lady killer if he knew where to find kick-ass ladyz.

"Pegging" by either female, transgender, or self induced while providing a reach around or reaching back around.

pirate ninjas that enjoy the following:

-speaking spanglish (the word 'tortuga' may be thrown around often)
-sarcasm
-being completely BA
-dominating
-being witty and hilarious

A Gannon is also:
incredibly attractive
extremely intelligent
witty
studly
Irish
legendary
the envy of all others