Gardini
Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.
He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.
gardini
A friend-mom that is your daughter and husband at the same time
A: gardini I need more food
B: bitch do it yourself
A: divorce
B: bitch do it yourself
A: divorce
gardini
a person with a huge garden that brags about it
"that gardini wont stop bragging about that stupid oversized garden of his!"