Gar-Field Senior High School

A sad, pathetic school located in Dale City, VA. This school is full of out of touch assholes (students) who are noisy and incredibly rambunctious. Nothing seems to go right in this petty high school. Heaters only work in the summer and air conditioning only functions in the winter. The amount of pot and crackheads is immeasurable and as far as "getting high," the sky's the limit, (which is the only measure they seem to meet). There are also numerous amounts of arrogant assholes (jocks), who seem to be under the impression they are God's gift to humanity. In conclusion, Gar-Field highschool is full of worthless airheads who are mentally disabled in the area of affection and love, the students purposely trying to give off the impression that they are "ghetto."