gargantufuck
Unnecessarily large truck driven by someone who lives in a city, works in an office and never takes it off-road or hauls anything.
Jim works at a Starbucks and lives in an apartment in the city, so why the hell does he commute and run errands in that gas guzzling gargantufuck truck of his? He's constantly complaining about how hard it is to park and he looks like a total douche in it.