Garglingsmurffuck
First u have to paint a male miget in a mixture of cum(from at least 10 doners) and blue die (paint at least 3 coats)
then shove the miget int a lesbians pussy while a straight girl is having sex with a gay man on the lesbians back all while whatching oprea and listening to slayer. every one must then do the mexican hat dance before leting the miget out. this process will cure the miget of cancer.
then shove the miget int a lesbians pussy while a straight girl is having sex with a gay man on the lesbians back all while whatching oprea and listening to slayer. every one must then do the mexican hat dance before leting the miget out. this process will cure the miget of cancer.
once a baby was in the the middle of times square when a car crashed into it causing the car to explode meraculasly the baby servived only it got cancer the miget was that baby. then at the age 6 the child performed this miricle cure, the Garglingsmurffuck to cure himself from that cancer.