gargus
A fat ugly teacher that makes you take your shirt off in 4th grade. Otherwise known as "big momma."
Man, that new teacher made me take my shirt off. She's such a gargus.
Gargus
Verb-The act of not being able to control your bowels after eating any sort of food.
That Chinese food made me Gargus all over the car, I couldn’t stop shitting.