An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.

29th of July

A day when we gather to drink apple juice and cure our depression

On the 29th of July we drink apple juice as a reminder that we have to keep living even if it’s just for apple juice

On the 29th of July we drink apple juice to remind us that we all have something worth living for even if that something is just apple juice.

It’s a day where we check up on our friends and sit down and have apple juice

an annual celebration that takes place on October 21 celebrating orchards of blossoming apples every fall; celebrations include the making of apple cider and various 'apple based' games (usually takes place in United Kingdom)

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.

Apple day is code name for when you and your friends are going to pull a pretty awesome prank. Derived from pranks of throwing large amounts of apples at cars.

It's the day to Memorize Apples