garloid
A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.
I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk
garloid
How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.
Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
garloid
How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.
Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
Garloid
A plump gut which hangs like a sack due to constant feeding. Usually bulbous and hairy.
Look at his garloid! That thing has to be sluthering city BBQ and General Tso’s chicken on the daily.