garnouflaging
The act of camouflaging a substandard bloody Mary cocktail with excessive garnish
Your cheese burger, celery, and bucket of chicken doesn't excuse this awful bloody Mary. You're garnouflaging me man!
garnouflage
putting a ton of garnish on top of a poor quality bloody Mary
A bar spends 20 minutes and charges 20 dollars for a bloody Mary with every manner of garnish from cheeseburgers to movie tickets, only to use a crappy pre-mix and rail vodka. Don't garnouflage a poor drink.