garretting
The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.
Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.
Garret
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Garret
An absoulutly amazing guy who is crazy nice and respectful. Garret's tend to be tall and pretty hot ;). They have ah-mazing eyes and they're hilarious! They are loyal to their friends and tend to fall hard for their best girl friend. They can also be very protective of their best girl friend and when someone is mean to Her he will stand up for her. He is wicked athletic and is great at every sport he plays. Any girl would be lucky to have a garret.
Girl one: my boyfriends name is garret!
Girl two: give him to me now.
Girl two: give him to me now.
Garret
Amazing kid at anything he tries, usually has brown hair and is the perfect person, will never give up on anything he loves. Every girl wants a Garret.
Damn your boyfriend wont give up on you will he? he's being a garret, i like it :)
Garret
A gay boy who rike anar
please garret me
Garret
Hottttt, funny, really good kisser. Always a good time and a good one time hookup or boyfriend. Can really do it all, text him whenever you need some fun.
"Last night I was snap chatting garret and he was such a good time"
Garret
An annoying prick who thinks he just walk up to a girl and say "we'll bang, ok?"
"look at that kid, he is such a garrett