Gary Busied
Drunk to the point where one can only speak in unintelligle mumbles, loses control of bodily functions and possibly tries to fight best friend after mistaking them for a gremlin. This behaviour usually results in waking up in jail with little to no memory of the previous night.
Hogan* was so Gary Busied last night I couldn't understand a word he said. He kept saying something about lunar goggles and gremlins, then he tried to fight Carlos*, and somehow, from his backyard, ended up in the drunk tank.