Gary Cooper
The BAMFiest actor of 1940's cinema. Featured commonly in Westerns and found wherever hot babes were at the time. So monumentally awesome that even dinosaurs cowered in his presence. Also, referred to in the Frank Sinatra/Taco song "Puttin' on the Ritz".
A:Did you see Gary Cooper just mack it with that babe?
B: No
A: That's because he's so awesome/smooth/quick you couldn't even notice.
B: (crying) I wish I was Gary Cooper
B: No
A: That's because he's so awesome/smooth/quick you couldn't even notice.
B: (crying) I wish I was Gary Cooper
Gary Cooper time
Gary Cooper time is High Noon.
"Before Gary Cooper time, I had the phone numbers...."
_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 171
_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 171