Gary Neville moustache
n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.
A shit moustache.
Bum fluff.
A shit moustache.
Bum fluff.
Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.