gary tiptoe
A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.
ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you.
Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.
Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.