anarcho swagism
Anarcho swagism, similar to anarcho capitalism, is a new ideology based on anarchy and swag. If you have the urge to rebel against authorities while sporting some gucci flip flops, you might be an anarcho swagist.
Band kid#1: I can’t believe I missed the anarcho communist student meeting! REEEEEEE!
Band kid#2: Sorry, I prefer anarcho swagism
Band kid#1: What?
Band kid#2 proceeds to swag on Band kid#1
Band kid#2: Sorry, I prefer anarcho swagism
Band kid#1: What?
Band kid#2 proceeds to swag on Band kid#1