Gash Fro
Refers to the eighties throw back fashion accessory that dangles relentlessly from your nether regions. In extreme circumstances the gash fro can be so huge that it can act as a contraceptive- refusing entry to the said gash - thus preventing intercourse.
I was gonna screw her but her gash fro was just too damn huge!
Lucy, sort your gash fro out, its peeking out of your trousers!
Lucy, sort your gash fro out, its peeking out of your trousers!