Gasmitis
Irritation at one’s cock head following a massive cum explosion. This can occur following release of overly blue (dark blue) balls, if a condom is worn too tight, or if too much pressure is applied during a handjob.
I hadn’t masturbated in 3 weeks then watched an old episode of Saved by the Bell. That Lisa Turtle made me explode like a cracked out Minotaur. My gasmitis is killing me!!