Gasparini
A total fuckwad, cock sucker, vain, egotistical prick with an average dick. A curly-headed fuck. A cum-guzzling butt pirate. He thinks he’s an athlete but he’s not. Watch out for the guy who lives for attention from anyone and everyone and will be the loudest guy at the bar. Yeah he’ll buy you a drink, right before his Irish exit. Tall, dark, and and… and… crickets, Yawn.
"What in the goddamn Gasparini is that resting cunt face doing now?"