Gastradamus
Anyone who can predict future farts without the worry of a shart or the runs.
A. Damn bro, I am worried I may shart myself if i let one rip.
B. You have nothing to fear. There will only be wind.
A. *Farts with no regret. Thanks bro, you're a freaking Gastradamus.
B. Anytime my good friend.
B. You have nothing to fear. There will only be wind.
A. *Farts with no regret. Thanks bro, you're a freaking Gastradamus.
B. Anytime my good friend.