asshole doctor
Plain and simple: a proctologist.
Not this morning Dean, I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:15 so he can take a look at my anal warts!
An Asshole Doctor
When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.
Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.