gauchos

Really loose, flowing pants for girls that stop at the knees and look like skirts, but are really tight in the ass, so you can see the individual cheeks. Usually made of a poly/spandex blend.

1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?

1. The cowboys of Argentina.
2. A person who wears western attire as a standard mode of dress.
3. A person who adds a western flair to ordinary clothes.

The Venezula equivalent of the american ghetto. Not as tough as the favela, but you don't want to find yourself in one any more than you would a normal hood.

Soft. Sissy. Lacking resilience.

Skirt-like pants that usually end at the calf. These pants feel like leggings at the crotch area but flares down at the legs.
Gaucho Pants come in different colors (Black, Brown, White etc.) but the most common color is black.
These pants are typically worn during the spring and summer but can be worn during the fall and winter with calf-length boots.
One of the most comfortable pants you will ever wear.

The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.