gay eye for the brown eye
Gay eye for the brown eye is when 2 men make eye to eye contact, but one of those eyes is in fact a brown eye, a butthole if u will. It is quite possible that u will contract pink eye by doing this but don't panic, all that needs to be done to reverse the pink eye is to punch the brown eye right in the kisser.
"Brian McNasty Jackson sure is a sick son of a bitch for inventing the gay eye for the brown eye! Is he not firing on all cylinders perhaps? "