gay hands
The way in which gay men move their hands to point out something, or just to simpley provide emphasis for whatever the happen to be talking about. A flashy and girly way the hands of a gay male move whenever they are talking.
Tom: I think Rob's gay. When he was picking out movies at the video store, he was using his gay hands. That's a sure sign!
Gay Hands
When you accidently touch hands with another person, it's usually awkward and saying "gay hands" usually makes it more awkward.
-hands brush against person next to you-
person 1: woah woah woah gay hands.
person 2: uhh.. this is awkward
Person 1: ....
person 1: woah woah woah gay hands.
person 2: uhh.. this is awkward
Person 1: ....
Gay hands
When a straight male ejactuales and some of or all of his semen gets on his hands.
Guy 1: Dude, I was jacking it to some porn last night and I got cum on my hands
Guy 2: Woah bro, you have gay hands
Guy 2: Woah bro, you have gay hands
gay hand
The hand of a person used in masturbation.
I haven't washed my gay hand in days.
*the gay hand down*
the way to tell if sumbody is gay...
just 🤚⬇️ them.
just 🤚⬇️ them.
gay 1: hey u 🤚⬇️ *the gay hand down*
bi 1: no i’m 👈↕️
vibing in gay
bi 1: no i’m 👈↕️
vibing in gay
gay little hands
when a man has disproportionately small and weak looking hands. anyone encountering a human with gay little hands is encouraged to abuse them to the fullest. not to be confused with birth defects such as baby arms or baby hands, both of which are entirely acceptable unlike gay little hands.
man 1: wow, have you noticed Gayvid's gay little hands?
man 2: unfortunately yes i have. how does he hold a pen with those gay little hands?
man 1: i don't know but they sure are disgusting, fuck him.
man 2: unfortunately yes i have. how does he hold a pen with those gay little hands?
man 1: i don't know but they sure are disgusting, fuck him.
Second Hand Gay
Second hand gay is when your girlfriend tries to kiss you after giving you a blowjob. Second hand gay will only apply to you if you actually kiss her back.
Noah: My girlfriend sucked my dick last night and tried to kiss me.
John: Please don't tell me you actually kissed her!
Noah: Yea I did. Whats wrong with that?
John: Dude thats second hand gay!
John: Please don't tell me you actually kissed her!
Noah: Yea I did. Whats wrong with that?
John: Dude thats second hand gay!