Gaylaton

A sinister evil that resides in the deepest pit’s of Zeroh’s server, only coming out to sunlight at the mention of anal sex. If you want to summon him, one must stand in front of the closet and say three times, “I want my ass stretched, I want my ass stretched, I want my ass stretched!” Thou is then presented by a crawling man wearing an LGBTQ+ rainbow cape crawling at their behind at unnatural speeds, and it shall be the last thing they see.