Gaylord Fagstaff
Synonymous with Gaythan Phapps, a Gaylord Fagstaff is the most queer, nerdy kid in school that has a Prince Albert piercing. Gaylord Fagstaffs can generally be found in their natural habitat humping down an anime pillow. They also love having gay sex with male horses.
That Nathan kid is a real Gaylord Fagstaff.