Gaylord queerson
Gaylord queerson is what you call your friend whenever you feel they should be called that. If there getting gay around you, you say shut up gaylord queerson. Gaylord queerson also means gaytard.
Jake: hey dude wanna come over and work on my derby car.
Me: no gaylord queerson I'm not coming over and getting gay with u and ur car.
Me: no gaylord queerson I'm not coming over and getting gay with u and ur car.