Gay-osis
Oh no, looks like you have contracted Gay-osis. This is a contagious incurable disease that is a result of watching too much internet pron. This being said, all men on the internet will eventually become gay-ized. Now that you are infected, your only choices is to attend a gay support group. good luck.
Guy 1: Damn man, I've been watching so much porn lately
Guy 2: Careful man, you might contract Gay-osis
Guy 1: My wifes vagina isn't appealing to me anymore...
Guy 2: Oh, too bad, you seem to have contracted Gay-osis from watching too much internet porn
Guy 2: Careful man, you might contract Gay-osis
Guy 1: My wifes vagina isn't appealing to me anymore...
Guy 2: Oh, too bad, you seem to have contracted Gay-osis from watching too much internet porn