Gayrod Fagriguez
A more accurate title for the player formerly referred to as "A-rod." Numerous instances of gay-ness in his years of "service" with the Yankees have prompted the name change.
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear who Jeter's new lover is?"
Dude 2: "No, who?"
Dude 1: "Gayrod Fagriguez!"
Dude 2: "No, who?"
Dude 1: "Gayrod Fagriguez!"