gaytano
Literally the most annoying person I've ever met. He swears that he's good at jiu jitsu but he's not. If he could he would grow his hair out like Rapunzel's. He just smokes and does dumb shit. He always waits for someone else to give him the answers to homework. He eats cup noodle at all times of day. He has like seven girlfriends and they're in a poly-amorous relationship.
"Who's that goth kid sitting in the corner?"
"That's Gaytano."
"Ooooh that makes sense why he hissed at me."
"That's Gaytano."
"Ooooh that makes sense why he hissed at me."