Gay Wednesday
A "guy on guy" weekly orgy that takes place in a small town at the mouth of the Great Egg Harbor River (and other mouths) where the men of said town get together and perform ritualistic gay sex acts on one another and return to their wives, girlfriends, and/or POF accounts as if nothing outside of hetero ever took place. Legend has it that Gay Wednesday is the horniest day of the week.
**Tuesday afternoon**
Lenape Indian: "What are you guys doing tonight?"
Frank: "I'm shopping for bigger gag-balls for Gay Wednesday tomorrow because my old ones got swallowed last week."
Lenape Indian: "What are you guys doing tonight?"
Frank: "I'm shopping for bigger gag-balls for Gay Wednesday tomorrow because my old ones got swallowed last week."
Gay Wednesday
A weekly tradition where guys who play volleyball slap each other’s asses and act significantly more gay around each other.
Liam: Hey man, it’s gay Wednesday
Ian: Oh shit you’re right, lemme slap your ass.
Liam: Go right ahead.
Ian: Oh shit you’re right, lemme slap your ass.
Liam: Go right ahead.
Gay Wednesday
That one special day of the week where you act a little bit gayer than any other day.
Dude I'm so super excited for Gay Wednesday.
Gay Wednesday
Every second Wednesday where you and a buddy have rough sex.
Guy 1: hey man its Wednesday.
Guy 2:no way its Gay Wednesday now strip down or ill make you.
Guy 1:SH*T
Guy 2:no way its Gay Wednesday now strip down or ill make you.
Guy 1:SH*T