gazprellied
Not being allowed out to play. Grounded.
Boy: Mom, can I go out to play?
Mother: No! silly boy, you're Gazprellied!
Mother: No! silly boy, you're Gazprellied!
Gazprellied
An incongruous state of enclosure enforced by the birth of a first born child, particulary used to note the juxtaposition of parental responibility with the obvious benefits of an upcoming event.
I'll have to check with (partner) first, I'm Gazprellied mate.
I really want to do it, but I've been Gazprellied since the baban came along.
I really want to do it, but I've been Gazprellied since the baban came along.