anchorman
hilarious will ferrell movie released in 2004. see it if you wanna laugh.
"You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to your home on whore island."
"I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!"
"Where did you get those suits, the... toilet... store?"
"Yeah, I ate a big red candle"
"The bad man on the bridge, I hit him with a burrito"
"Good evening, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
"I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*ck yourselves, San Diego."
"I love... lamp"
"We're trying this new fad called jogging. Or it might be pronounced yogging."
"Play yazz flute for us!"
"Oh, im totally unprepared" -pulls flute out of pocket
"I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!"
"Where did you get those suits, the... toilet... store?"
"Yeah, I ate a big red candle"
"The bad man on the bridge, I hit him with a burrito"
"Good evening, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
"I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*ck yourselves, San Diego."
"I love... lamp"
"We're trying this new fad called jogging. Or it might be pronounced yogging."
"Play yazz flute for us!"
"Oh, im totally unprepared" -pulls flute out of pocket
anchorman
best demoman to ever touch a mouse
anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be.
Anchorman
really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Anchorman
A fUnNy AsS mOvIe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anchorman is the funniest ass-movie in the entire world.
Anchormanize
To relate one's current conversation to a line or phrase in the movie Anchorman.
Josh: Wow, Nielsen ratings for these TV shows aren't so good these days.
Jason: Yeah, ratings are down. Plus they dont' have factor in people who record it on TiVo...
...And they don't factor in people with two television sets...and and things of that..nature.
QUIT HIDING BEHIND THOSE PHONEY NUMBERS, BURGUNDY!
Josh: Way to take what I said and Anchormanize it.
Jason: Yeah, ratings are down. Plus they dont' have factor in people who record it on TiVo...
...And they don't factor in people with two television sets...and and things of that..nature.
QUIT HIDING BEHIND THOSE PHONEY NUMBERS, BURGUNDY!
Josh: Way to take what I said and Anchormanize it.
Anchormaning
The act of beginning to watch a movie then getting sidetracked with sex twenty minutes in.
Sky and I tried to watch Djago Unchained at least 4 times, but every time we put the movie on we ended up anchormaning.
Anchorman (the drinking game)
The single greatest drinking game in the history of drinking games. The Decathlon of drinking games.
REQUIRES: 2 teams of 5. 1 pitcher. Beer. 10 quarters.
OBJECT: To get fucked up.
GAMEPLAY:
1. Pitcher is filled with beer and placed in the middle of a table between the 2 teams of 5. Teams and players take turns shooting quarters into the pitcher. First team to 5 quarters in wins.
2. Either the winning team selects or the losing team designates an "Anchorman". The losing team must finish the entire pitcher of beer - each player gets one chug, then passes to the next player. The Anchorman goes last, and must finish whatever the 4 other players on his/her team do not drink.
3. "SEND IT BACK": Alternatively, the Anchorman can volunteer to go first - and if the Anchorman chugs the entire pitcher on his/her own, the pitcher is then refilled with beer and is sent back to the other team - who similarly must select/designate an Anchorman and finish the pitcher.
PLAY CONTINUES UNTIL: Everyone is too fucked up to continue or some hot girls arrive and want to play "I never"
Anchorman is the decathlon of drinking games: The game combines quarters skill, chugging ability, tolerance and stamina, and general ballsiness all in one.
Anchorman was the preferred drinking game at Duke University in the early-to-mid 1990's.
REQUIRES: 2 teams of 5. 1 pitcher. Beer. 10 quarters.
OBJECT: To get fucked up.
GAMEPLAY:
1. Pitcher is filled with beer and placed in the middle of a table between the 2 teams of 5. Teams and players take turns shooting quarters into the pitcher. First team to 5 quarters in wins.
2. Either the winning team selects or the losing team designates an "Anchorman". The losing team must finish the entire pitcher of beer - each player gets one chug, then passes to the next player. The Anchorman goes last, and must finish whatever the 4 other players on his/her team do not drink.
3. "SEND IT BACK": Alternatively, the Anchorman can volunteer to go first - and if the Anchorman chugs the entire pitcher on his/her own, the pitcher is then refilled with beer and is sent back to the other team - who similarly must select/designate an Anchorman and finish the pitcher.
PLAY CONTINUES UNTIL: Everyone is too fucked up to continue or some hot girls arrive and want to play "I never"
Anchorman is the decathlon of drinking games: The game combines quarters skill, chugging ability, tolerance and stamina, and general ballsiness all in one.
Anchorman was the preferred drinking game at Duke University in the early-to-mid 1990's.
Gen Xer: Dude lets play some Anchorman (the drinking game)
Millenial: OK I'll be Ron Burgundy
Gen Xer: No the drinking game not the movie
Millenial: OK we'll drink every time Champ and Brick....
Gen Xer: Forget it, I'll just play by myself - got any Natty Light?
Millenial: Is that a new sour IPA?
(Gen Xer proceeds to kick the Millenial's ass, ties him up with his braided leather belt, then puts on Dave Matthews to chill out...)
Millenial: OK I'll be Ron Burgundy
Gen Xer: No the drinking game not the movie
Millenial: OK we'll drink every time Champ and Brick....
Gen Xer: Forget it, I'll just play by myself - got any Natty Light?
Millenial: Is that a new sour IPA?
(Gen Xer proceeds to kick the Millenial's ass, ties him up with his braided leather belt, then puts on Dave Matthews to chill out...)