Anchovies

The background character(s) from Nickelodeon’s hit show "Spongebob Squarepants"

A small fish that smells like a finger

“Anchovies’ is a euphemism for “normies”, aka people who have little on their mind but consuming, spawning, and the American way. The term originated from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Anchovies are good little cogs in the wheel, working the daily grind as expected and engaging in societally approved recreation in their off time: watching sports/ playing Fantasy Football, going to the gym, shopping for loafers, and building their normal lives. They all want to take vacations at Disney World Resort.

Anchovies have no real idea of what is actually going on in the world, nor bother to care. Typically they are not engaged in local issues as well. They easily trust that corporations genuinely have their best interests at heart over profit. They never critically examine the system they were spawned in.

Anchovies feel fear towards ideas and art that challenge their way of life. They also fear things that would put the burden on them to act for an ethical cause, unless it is something mundane like enforcing an HOA, which fills them with a great sense of drunken power.

Things that anchovies love attributing to their identities: Supporting the police/military, Marvel movies/Disney/ Star Wars, sports teams, their model of car, their dogs, etc.

smells like a turd mixed with a piece of fish

Kids that leave a bad taste in your mouth because they are pests.

When two people cannot decide on the attractiveness of a third - usually when one person finds them hot and the other not. Much like the divisive reaction to finding anchovies on your pizza.

Dirty hippies who stink up the area they are near.