Geaslander

A person born of Incestrial fornication, of whom cannot break the chains of incest only to practice incest often as an adult... often with his sister. Another common trait of a Geaslander is similar to a Karen... one who needs a manager right this minute or else. The final, and most important characteristic of a Geaslander is that he or she is famously terrible at Fantasy Football.

Like a bird that sneaks into your crawlspace to build a nest and lay its eggs, the Geaslander moves his family into your crawlspace and raises his offspring in the dark, musty basement where they feel at home and safe from Trump.