Gedvydas Jucius
A cryptid-like creature that emerges from its hovel to hunt women and alcohol before ultimately returning empty handed due to its poor evolutionary features.
“Hey man, did you see that guy chatting up women at the park last night? Must’ve pulled a Gedvydas Jucius”
Gedvydas
Perfect, beautiful and smart man, sharp and so badass that even the badast badasses wants to be as bad as Gedvydas. Perfect family man and perfect and loy friend.
I want to be like Gedvydas
Being Gedvydas is better than being perfect
Being Gedvydas is better than being perfect